Mocking the elderly and infirm, pissing out of the back of fast moving trucks, begging change from the homeless, drinking heavily, running with scissors, pointing out the enormous hypocracy of society.

Girls with that evil little grin - you know the one, being spanked on occaision, new tatts, women who can out drink me (there hasn't been many) A girl who's intelligence matches that of her beauty. (again, there hasn't been many)

Origins of Totlitarianism, Metamorhosis, The Brothers Karamazov, the Basketball Diaries, Rotten - No Irish,No Blacks,No Dogs, Instruments of Statecraft, Get In The Van, Redemption Song - The Ballad of Joe Strummer, Primal Screamer - too many to list really.

Clash, Pistols, SLF, Cockney Rejects before they went metal, Crass, Discharge, Chaos UK, Anti-Nowhere League, Sham 69, Cock Sparrer, Specials, Bad Manners - won't bore you with the rest

Fat girls masturbating, fascist regimes, lawnmowers, polka music, women who can't hold their liquor, fashion punks

Average type wanker who can be frequently found either playing in traffic or passed out on the pub floor. Definitely one who enjoys pushing his luck and the type who is not to be trusted around your girlfriend or mum.