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BREAKING NEWS
The Rejects are glad to announce that Victor, an extremely talented musician is now our official drummer. We are scratching our heads in disbelief, because this guy is actually extremely talented and has been around the block more than a few times, lemmie tell ya. We don’t really know or care why he wants to join this dysfunctional, train wreck of a band that will inevitably down in flames one day preferably in some sort of multi-leveled explosion. Hopefully a bitter end involving zombies or a mass-hysteria type of demise, in the ongoing saga that is The Rejects.
We are completely ticked pink in having Victor come aboard. For some reason he is just as stoked about being a Reject as we are. Vic is currently in collaboration with Josh and I in making some, and I quote, “horrible music,” as one of our fans so eloquently put it.
You can read his glowing review in the comments section of our page. This guy has a bright future as a music critic, check out his Punk Mates page, just a mere glace at his profile gives you enough insight to tell that this indeed is a man of wisdom and integrity.
YEAH, THANKS MISTER, for your insightful insights, but we really don’t give a shit whether you like it or not. WE like it, so you can go fuck yourself for all we care.
THE REJECTS ARE
•Josh "Destructo" Deicken: Guitar, Backing Vocals, Destruction
•Victor Rey: Drums, Backing Vocals, Mayhem
•Theadora Kelly: Lead Vocals, Lyrics, Charm
WHO ARE THE REJECTS?!
WE ARE you fuckers, did you not listen to the tracks that we painstakingly recorded on cassette (yes, cassette) tape, specifically for your listening enjoyment??!!!?
We recoded this shit that is currently raping your ears at the moment. We spent countless hours manually editing, chopping, converting, noise removing, laboriously trying to transform each track into something a little better than the lump of shit we started with, a lump of shit that you can only get from recording on a one-track tape recorder. Basically hours were spent trying to turn a piece of worthless crap into this thing of beauty that you are hearing at this very moment and possibly making your ears bleed. We did this all just for your listening pleasure. You’re welcome fuckers.
Before you start whining about how bad the quality is and try to talk us into getting an overproduced piece of shit recording that lacks its original integrity, until it sounds like 99.9 % of the crap you hear on the radio these days, just sit down and shut the fuck up. We are working on it. Listen to the shit on the page.
If your sensitive little ears are just too delicate for the excruciatingly painful sound of noise and tape hiss, then you need to go fuck yourself for a few months and come back after the release of our Demo, due sometime in summer, 2010. We are spending countless hours in the studio laying down tracks as you read this, all for your listening pleasure. So calm the fuck down.
You see, our mommies did not give us money to buy our equipment, our daddies are not our sponsors who give us a platinum card for band expenses. We work all day to put food on the table and keep a roof over our head, at a shit job we hate, with little to show for it.
We exhaust our capabilities in trying to find ways around our limitations, such as being broke, and…. Er… well, I suppose lack of money is pretty much our only limitation. But we say FUCK THAT, if you want to succeed badly enough, then make it happen, that’s what we do. Don’t complain about being dealt a bad hand in life. Get off your fucking ass and do something about it if you don’t like the way things are, then fucking change it. It’s your life, shape it in the direction you want. It takes time and patience but the little steps you take today, become your own personal victories tomorrow. Worthless motherfuckers who complain year after year about how shitty things are and don’t take their own life by the balls and change the course of their own path deserve what they get.
{Cue Music…}
“The more you know….” {Shooting Star}
Yes, The Rejects just signed an endorsement deal and the preceding was a fully sponsored service announcement from the PSA.
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